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Jumping the Shark!

by Rogue Theory

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1.
Dear world, I'm sorry, but I had to let you know That I'm through with your illusions, is my life all just for show You might call me crazy, but it won't be the first time That I've been made a pariah for not toeing the line You can say that I'm wrong, but that doesn't make you right 'Cause I don't wanna lose, and I don't wanna fight You gotta turn on the light! I don't wanna be blind anymore Turn on the light! 'Cause I wanna see reality Turn on the light! Is there something that's worth fighting for? I've pulled the wool from my eyes It seems so easy, but it gets harder all the time You think you're miles ahead, but you're lagging far behind You might think I'm lying, but I try to speak the truth I've been that way for my whole life, and I'm not gonna change for... You can say that I'm wrong, but that doesn't make you right 'Cause I don't wanna lose, and I don't wanna fight You gotta turn on the light! I don't wanna be blind anymore Turn on the light! 'Cause I wanna see reality Turn on the light! Is there something that's worth fighting for? I've pulled the wool from my eyes You gotta turn on the light! I don't wanna be blind anymore Turn on the light! 'Cause I wanna see reality Turn on the light! Is there something that's worth fighting for? I've pulled the wool from my eyes
2.
Do you even anarchy bro Do you push kids half your size down at every show Do you ever stop to think That it's wrong to fuck chicks after spiking their drinks Well I know that you think you're cool Generic tattoos mean you break the rules. Well I want to offer advice But you'd probably fight me Oi Do you even anarchy bro Do you spend every night fucked up on blow Do you say you like to drink Then wake up face first in your bathroom sink Well I know you're king of the scene Well at least in your dreams but not in reality And I think that you oughta know that everyone hates you Do you even anarchy bro Getting fucked up don't make you punk But you seem to think so And that makes you a prick Do you even anarchy bro I don't see you at local shows You say you're too cool for it And that makes you a dick Well I pity you Yes I pity you You're just another fuckin' sheep Do you even anarchy bro Do you consider yourself a punk rock pro Do you think that you're the shit Then wonder why you just got stabbed in the pit Well I know you've figured it out I guess there's no doubt you've got lots of clout Well I think that you oughta know that we still all hate you Do you even anarchy bro Getting fucked up don't make you punk But you seem to think so And that makes you a prick Do you even anarchy bro I don't see you at local shows You say you're too cool for it And that makes you a dick Well I pity you Yes I pity you You're just another fuckin' sheep And you're a dirty, rotten creep
3.
Well this story's getting old Seems I guess I'm just the kind of guy who's left out in the cold I know we'll always be good friends But I'd still like the chance to bring your sadness to an end 'Cause I've loved ya since the first time that I saw you standing there So many years ago And I've seen you through the bullshit all the worst days of your life But you don't even know Well darlin' don't you cry Some day you'll find another guy Just anyone but me One day, you'll be great You'll say you found your new soulmate She's anyone but me All my advances are in vein Well maybe my luck can change and I could ease my pain I know my time is running out So I'll write this song and hope it casts the shadow of a doubt. 'Cause I've loved ya since the first time that I saw you standing there So many years ago And I've seen you through the bullshit all the worst days of your life But you don't even know Well darlin' don't you cry Some day you'll find another guy Just anyone but me One day, you'll be great You'll say you found your new soulmate She's anyone but me Well maybe it's my stupid face Or maybe it's the stupid things I say My lack of confidence Or something else that's pushing you away I want an explanation But I think I'm running out of time Running out of time Well darlin' don't you cry Some day you'll find another guy Just anyone but me One day, you'll be great You'll say you found your new soulmate She's anyone but me Well darlin' don't you cry Some day you'll find another guy Just anyone but me Your life sure will turn out great 'Cause you will find your new soulmate She's anyone but me She's anyone but me
4.
I'm feeling kinda bored today Getting restless I need something to do So I made a plan To check out a local band or two I put on a denim vest Tight black pants I must admit I looked sharp But everyone just stared 'Cause my clothes were not all torn apart. What did I do wrong I sang along to your songs Oh won't somebody please explain it all to me 'Cause apparently punk rock still has a dress code And you must conform to a tee If you wear the wrong shirt they'll all think you're a jerk And kick you out of the scene I thought fashion labels were just for cool kids But maybe that's just a cliche You might say that I'm jealous But I'm just rebellious I'm not going away I find it hard to understand Does it matter if there's glue in my hair Why do you think I suck 'Cause I don't wear crusty underwear I don't have any tattoos I know that's not trendy But I make my own rules You call me a fool 'Cause I don't wanna be just like you What did I do wrong I sang along to your songs Oh won't somebody please explain it all to me 'Cause apparently punk rock still has a dress code And you must conform to a tee If you wear the wrong shirt they'll all think you're a jerk And kick you out of the scene I thought fashion labels were just for cool kids But maybe that's just a cliche You might say that I'm jealous But I'm just rebellious I'm not going away I'm here to stay
5.
You think you've got it made Play some shows and you might get laid All the kids will think you're really cool But you're just another fool You say you're in the know You got promoter's numbers on your phone And you think connections give you cred But it's just going to your head Your band's about to start Think you're gonna tear this place apart Then you put out some tired old shtick You think it's modern art But it lacks substance, it lacks heart 'Cause you rely on superficial tricks The crowd just stares there, looking bored And you can barely play a chord You thought success was 'round the bend But we just want your set to end You tried to act the part Honestly that fucked you from the start I know it's hard to comprehend With your head deep in the sand I think it's time to quit 'Cause you're buried deep in your own shit No one's gonna wanna throw you a rope 'Cause you're just another joke Your band's about to start Think you're gonna tear this place apart Then you put out some tired old shtick You think it's modern art But it lacks substance, it lacks heart 'Cause you rely on superficial tricks The crowd just stares there, looking bored And you can barely play a chord You thought success was 'round the bend But we just want your set to end You've chosen style over substance. One of these days, you're gonna get your comeuppance You'll wallow and cry Ain't that a shame You're the one to blame Your band's about to start Think you're gonna tear this place apart Then you put out some tired old shtick You think it's modern art But it lacks substance, it lacks heart 'Cause you rely on superficial tricks The crowd just stares there, looking bored And you can barely play a chord You thought success was 'round the bend But we just want your set to end
6.
The same old story You've told a million times before Their laughter left them rolling on the floor But times are changing And some of your words caused offence Now you find yourself pleading your defence Better mind what you say 'Cause everything's offensive now You better mind your P's and Q's Or you'll end up on late night news Mind what you say 'Cause everything's offensive now You got a new reality, and it's all rated G You walk a fine line You never try to come off rude But all the words you use have been labeled crude You try to be humble Until another slip of the tongue And now you find yourself on the run Better mind what you say 'Cause everything's offensive now You better mind your P's and Q's Or you'll end up on late night news Mind what you say 'Cause everything's offensive now You got a new reality, and it's all rated G Better mind what you say 'Cause everything's offensive now You better mind your P's and Q's Or you'll end up on late night news Mind what you say 'Cause everything's offensive now You got a new reality, and it's all rated G And by the way Don't say fuck
7.
Echo Chamber 04:05
You think you've got it right So you're prepared to fight But you don't seem to realize this world ain't black and white I just proved you wrong But you show no remorse Disregarding stats and facts, you're not changing your course You started out being respectful Then you found anger and hate were more successful At proving your point At drawing conclusions Forget all your cares, and ignore all the stares Represent what you know, but you'll reap what you sow Your false conclusions will carry no favor if they're from some echo chamber Tell me how you think What do you believe Are you ruled by logic Or is your heart on your sleeve You like to carry on You like to talk a lot But you just keep on rambling, I think you've lost the plot You're like some naive heaven seeker Putting your faith in some scam TV preacher who's peddling lies And half baked solutions Forget all your cares, and ignore all the stares Represent what you know, but you'll reap what you sow Your false conclusions will carry no favor if they're from some echo chamber Spreading lies Lies Lies Lies I sit here silent, playing dumb Trying to figure out where your options come from. 'Cause they don't make sense 'Cause they're just illusions Forget all your cares, and ignore all the stares Represent what you know, but you'll reap what you sow Your false conclusions will carry no favor if they're from some echo chamber Yes they're all from some echo chamber spreading lies
8.
Such A Bitch 02:49
You got it, you flaunt it Every time I see you at the show I want it, I need it I just wish I had some self control 'Cause you're such a bitch, you treat me bad all the time. I just wanna run away from you But I can't explain your hold on my heart I guess you had it from the start You're poison, you're venom I am sure you're rotten to the core I'm stupid, I'm useless I can't help coming back for more 'Cause you're such a bitch, you treat me bad all the time I just wanna run away from you But I can't explain your hold on my heart I guess you had it from the start 'Cause you're such a bitch, you treat me bad all the time I just wanna run away from you But I can't explain your hold on my heart I guess you had it from the start 'Cause you're such a bitch, you treat me bad all the time I just wanna run away from you But I can't explain your hold on my heart I guess you had it from the start
9.
The world today is falling apart A society built on broken hearts Manufactured reality on every TV screen Thought control, so it seems Falsehoods are now sold as truth So what is the use It's hard to fight back when it's you against the world So please don't give up We're all in this together I ask myself is everyone blind Too many people are left behind I wonder if it's by design 'Cause I guess we never saw the signs Falsehoods are now sold as truth So what is the use It's hard to fight back when it's you against the world So please don't give up We're all in this together Falsehoods are now sold as truth So what is the use It's hard to fight back when it's you against the world So please don't give up We're all in this together Falsehoods are now sold as truth So what is the use It's hard to fight back when it's you against the world So please don't give up We're all in this together
10.
2008 02:47
Hey When I look back on my life As the years pass on by, it sure makes me wanna cry 'Cause things used to be so great Now I long for those days when I wasn't such a freak Me and the girl of my dreams would go walking hand in hand I finally started singing for a power metal band. Maybe it's nostalgia, but those days sure seemed great Too bad that was in 2008 Let's dance I wanna build a time machine Go back to those sweet days where my life was but a dream But here today is where I'm stuck I watch my past slip away 'cause my future is fucked Me and the girl of my dreams would go walking hand in hand I finally started singing for a power metal band. Maybe it's nostalgia, but those days sure seemed great Too bad that was in 2008 'Cause I could drink on weekday nights, and party until 4 Never miss a day of work, I had a perfect credit score Since those days have gone my life's been on decline Since new year's day of 2009 Fuck you new years day of 2009 Fuck you new years day of 2009
11.
Well it's all planned out, and there's no need To think things for yourself The news report at 6 o'clock tells you what you wanna hear What if I exposed the truth And pulled back the facade You'd probably think that I'm a kook And I'm the one you gotta fear 'Cause I'm tired of the talking points And all those baseless accusations Telling me who I gotta blame All prejudice should be pushed aside We'll make them answer for their crimes Put those morons on parade So you run to the internet And read a bunch of blogs But you're convinced they twist the facts, it seems so incredible Well I suppose you've been brought up by your TV screen Well one day I hope you wise up And try to be less gullible 'Cause I'm tired of the talking points And all those baseless accusations Telling me who I gotta blame All prejudice should be pushed aside We'll make them answer for their crimes Put those morons on parade 'Cause maybe the cries that the media lies Don't seem so crazy anymore Their corporate money and government lobby Is selling you a false sense of reality 'Cause I'm tired of the talking points And all those baseless accusations Telling me who I gotta blame All prejudice should be pushed aside We'll make them answer for their crimes Put those morons on parade Gotta put those morons on parade Yeah it's fucking time to put the morons on parade Parade

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released February 2, 2021

Matthew Zeiter - Guitar & Lead Vocals. Keyboard on 'Echo Chamber'
Tom Schroffel - Bass Guitar & Backing Vocals
Sean Downer - Drums

Recorded by Rob Lawless
Mixed and Mastered by Terry Paholek
@ The Physics Lab Edmonton, AB, Canada September-November 2020

Cover Art by Chris Lee

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Rogue Theory Edmonton, Alberta

Western Canadian punk rock. Soaked with beer, fun, and plenty of sarcasm to boot!

Matthew Zeiter - Guitar & Lead Vocals
Tom Schroffel - Bass & Backing Vocals
Sean Downer - Drums

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